The Strike Back: Got Milk ?

Jul 07, 2006 I Thoughts and Gibberish.

I wasnt quite ready for this … and I’m not quite sure how to react to this !!! Call it a curveball of what, but six freaking long months’ been a total recuperation period for me. It’s been the 2nd month i’ve been back to Malaysia, and needless to say … i’m still having a major culture shock, amazingly.

My compatibility of cultrual adaption only proves <---- this far ----> …. sympathy prevails … Hear Hear … my fellow acquantainces. Meanwhile … buddy Duckneil Dan had a growl on me.

Me: So you see aye? It was around fer-wall (four) Third-ee (thirty) on a Sat-urd-ay (Saturday) ave-ter-noon (afternoon) ….
Dan: Aaaaaaah!
Me: woot? (What?)
Dan: Come on Mikel !!! Join the dark force of Malaysian culture… squeeze in some *lah* *leh* *lor* *liaw* into your conversation in the name of Tunku Abdul Rahman!
Me: Aye? Hell No!
Dan: Say it!
Me: No!
Dan: Say it!
Me: Dont want!
Dan: Say “Dont want lah!”
Me: Hell No!
Dan: Day “Fuck you lah!”
Me: Screw you indeed!
Ah … prodigy of life … I think that’s going to be a hell lot of struggles fighting my way in this eclectic mix of cultures boxed under the Jalur Gemilang. Welcome Back to Malaysia, Mikel …

x x x

Since yesterday, I have been receiving comments from this blog, and frankly flabbergasted on the fact that how you lovely peeps manage to dig your way here to my place. I was showered in Chocolate !!!

Awwww …

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…….. Long pause of silence …

Okay, so I lied. I was petrified! Stroke with horror on how much technology can do today! Albeit so, it was really warm-heartening to be back to the sphere. While i see the end of Louyau.net (It’s stone dead, trust me), yes … I felt the lump in my throat for leaving it r.i.p for good. I couldnt adjure upon the personal anecdotes that Louyau has invoked. The gift was well cherished.

But 3 years of ON-OFF blogging in london? Enough is enough … I seek for salvation … I seek for resurrection … to start a new fallacy of my life. Louyau can stay in London … for now and forever. Along with the its somehow ambiguity …. And hail! Note the new alias …

Splashmilk! Got Milk? It’s still as painfully funny as ever … because … i was born to entertain.

Try me! Haiyak!

WOW! 44 responses so far , say something?

  1. KL said:

    moshi moshi?

    Jul 07, 2006, 8:23 pm
  2. Victor said:

    Weeee! Welcome back! Fast fast get this running yah. ;)

    Jul 07, 2006, 8:24 pm
  3. tonyyy said:

    splash you with milk….. hohoho

    Jul 07, 2006, 10:34 am
  4. Rames said:

    Yo! Hehe, when u gonna launch ur blog lar :P

    Jul 07, 2006, 4:32 pm
  5. VaLz said:

    Welcome back, Jack!!!

    Jul 07, 2006, 4:53 pm
  6. ~TheAngel~ said:

    Hey, welcome back :)

    Jul 07, 2006, 5:58 pm
  7. Kyels said:

    Hey! Welcome back!

    (:

    Jul 07, 2006, 7:04 pm
  8. ivan said:

    hey!!!! when are you gonna start?? splash some milk man!

    Jul 07, 2006, 7:27 pm
  9. Jayelle said:

    we want you back! faster faster faster!

    Jul 07, 2006, 7:30 pm
  10. s!mple cheryl said:

    dude..i still remember i was a silent reader of your old blog..it was totally funny and the pictures were awesome..

    totally can’t wait to see what your new blog is gona be like :)

    Jul 07, 2006, 11:27 pm
  11. Jason said:

    So, it was a good move to put your link at my blog. :P

    Jul 07, 2006, 11:31 pm
  12. Dan said:

    welcome back dude

    Jul 07, 2006, 12:10 am
  13. Shaz said:

    HEYYY I KNOW YOU :P Mwahahha…
    Yes i know you.. hhehe… faster la!! blog blog blog

    Jul 07, 2006, 10:51 am
  14. tonyyy said:

    oh finally there is something crappie ;)

    Jul 07, 2006, 11:00 am
  15. tIcKLe`Me said:

    wow wee doo!!!

    a new domain! :D

    i’ll link u up once my pc’s running properly! :D

    Jul 07, 2006, 12:10 pm
  16. Melly said:

    Haisyoh… ini tempat you hide kar? Found it. Muahahahahahaha… Update ler…

    Jul 07, 2006, 12:15 pm
  17. Jason said:

    I still think splashmilk sucks.

    Jul 07, 2006, 5:22 pm
  18. Zara's mama said:

    Welcome back!

    My hubby was fighting the same war as you did when he came back from England.. Eventually, after many years of struggle.. he’s finally succumbed to using the las and all. After all we’re M’sian.. speak like one when we’re speaking with fellow M’sians.. and you can still use that perfect English accent with the ang mohs.

    Jul 07, 2006, 5:55 pm
  19. Splashmilk said:

    KL, Victor, Tonyyy, Rames, Valz, The Angel, Kyels, Ivan, Jayelle, S!mple Cheryl, Dan, Shaz, Tickle’me, Melly : Thank you peeps! Will keep it running soon!

    Jason: Shaddap! Drink Milk!

    Zara’s mama: Few weeks after i was back, I defy to even listen to the Radio station because the Manglish sounded so much like the klaxon in my ear.

    However … It’s glad that i was slowly coping on with everything … though i still speak that way somehow … with attempt to soften down the cockney abit cause i know it might sound like the same klaxon to my fellow malaysian mates too … Ha Ha Ha …

    Speaking of whether to add *lah* *leh* *loh* to my conversational attitude … that need a serious consideration. Ummmh! (nod)

    Jul 07, 2006, 6:15 pm
  20. Laynie said:

    omg. Splashmilk????

    Oh well. Glad to see you’re back online. I’ll link you when I’m not so freakin sleepy!!

    Jul 07, 2006, 8:53 pm
  21. Melly said:

    yes, i found you. *tag! u’re it* oops.. sesatness

    Jul 07, 2006, 9:40 pm
  22. sourrain said:

    OMG its YOU!

    Why so cow-like?

    Jul 07, 2006, 9:19 pm
  23. Ang Gu Gu said:

    sob..wanna drink milk =p

    Jul 07, 2006, 12:10 am
  24. KL said:

    Hey.. the first to comment get free milk for 1 year or not?

    Better tell me got, if not… Heh! heh! heh! heh!!!…

    Jul 07, 2006, 12:46 am
  25. food lover said:

    i scroll your blog and i did not see my food lover’s link there….sobzzz
    *sniff sniff*

    Jul 07, 2006, 7:00 am
  26. Splashmilk said:

    Laynie: Shuuush … i know what you gonna say ’bout it.

    Melly: ar ?

    Sour-rain: Infected by the moo-i … lol

    Ang Gu Gu: Come Come … i give u susu!

    KL: Cough Cough … u scared u might vomit.

    Food Lover: No meh? I thought i did! LOL … sorry ar !!! Adding it !!!

    Jul 07, 2006, 10:39 am
  27. Che-Cheh said:

    Alas I found you. Been wondering why you didn’t update Louyau.

    Cheers.

    Jul 07, 2006, 12:17 pm
  28. pikey said:

    ooohhh…… susu halia satu !! panas!!
    lolz…. wlcome back mikel !

    Jul 07, 2006, 6:17 pm
  29. yvonne said:

    oh. so you’re hiding here! *waves*

    Jul 07, 2006, 9:10 am
  30. coffee said:

    Guess I must have been the last to know that you’re back - blogging. If it wasn’t for my granny’s heavy ranting, I won’t be here in the cyber cafe blogging and blog hopping. But, I am most certain that I have no regrets to be here today because I’ve just discovered that you’re back as Splashmilk!

    Jul 07, 2006, 11:58 am
  31. Splashmilk said:

    Che-Cheh: Now you know y … welcome back to my world! Do visit always!

    Pikey: Susu Halia? Got such thing?!

    Yvonne: Peekaboo!

    Coffee: Ah … Hello … Dear … Y … Thank … I’m flattered (press hand on chest)

    Jul 07, 2006, 12:01 pm
  32. pianonee said:

    haha, congrat’s, so many supporter! ^^

    Jul 07, 2006, 4:23 pm
  33. calv said:

    still find superfunk betta. BETTA! -_-

    sour milk la u…ish!

    Jul 07, 2006, 5:59 pm
  34. abes said:

    Fwah! Plenty of fans I see. Good to have you back to blogging :)

    Jul 07, 2006, 7:38 pm
  35. jo said:

    wow! mikel..i miss ur blog…
    u been missing in action for ages…
    as i knew u’ve back for good here…
    good to know u r back in action!!!
    can i splash u with chocolate low fat milk yeah?
    LOL

    Jul 07, 2006, 12:42 am
  36. happysurfer said:

    Yes! You’re back. That’s great. Hope you’re adjusting well to the Bolehland culture. WELCOME BACK, MIKEL or shall I say WELCOME HOME!

    Jul 07, 2006, 7:02 pm
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