Oh My Gay!
Written on Aug 18, 2006 // Musing.Note: An intermittent conversation with a long-time reader online, whereby she was telling me that she first got attached to my doddering old site on a specific old post. She claimed that it still cracks her up. I hence thought of sharing this post with you fellas. Afterall, sharing is caring?
From time to time, you will be reading some portion of the articles from my old blog site as i affirmed myself to induct some interesting old posts of mine into this new database. So be no suprise. Enjoy.
In the little closet of hushful dark confession room … breathing was distinct.
Pik Pok Pik Pok Pik …
The heart was ramming … viciously.
Vicar: Come, my son … come to the house of god, my son.
Me: Call me Captain Savage, father.
Vicar: Very well, Captain Savage … what’s your confession?
Me: I think i have narcosis.
Vicar: I can see that …
Me: Forgive me for i think i am gay, father.
Vicar: Go back and do five rossary, my child.
Me: Is that it ?
Vicar: Yes, now go … SHOO!
We are all young people, and we worry about things, it’s always the most natural and inevitable part of growing up. And blimey, my greatest anxiety lately has come to deliberation that …
Maybe I am becoming gay … ?
Yesterday, hard-on get to me when we ( that’s me and the gang) showering with 20 plus other young nude blokes after the swimming in sports centre.
Yes,
BIG SMALL BLACK PINK WHITE CIRCUMSIZED NATURAL STANDARD MEDIUM LARGE 10 inches that scare you to death as if your pee would just sucked right back into your urinals.
Mother Poppins ….
T-W-E-N-T-Y …
DUA PULUH PELIR BESAR !!!
I dare not watched anymore for this irrational fear lurched that they might just whack me in the face with that HUGE dick …twenty of them.
PIK PIAK PIK PIAK KAPAK PAK !!!!
I nearly soffucated. But then, keeping in mind that most guys have a “penis curiosity” and may glance around a little bit in the boys’ room.
Then, on second thought … my presumption convinces that should it be somehow the late bloomers and early bloomers alike. After all, how would one know if he was “late” or “early” without checking the competition! Right ?
Wait a minute ? I am 23 now. Is the statement still applicable to a 23 anyway? Hmmm …
Frankly scene like this doesnt make me homo, of course. It’s purely non signifier of homosexuality. Many people get excited at sexuality itself, which is male or female independent. That is, some “get off” on sex itself, not necessarily by whom they’re watching or thinking about.
So … what’s the conclusion?
Errrrr … I actually don’t know.
What says you?
Splashmilk is Mikel, an engineer (that doesnt quite epitomize his presentation),
a photography amateur (because he just want to shoot Angelina Jolie... naked), an insanely quirky graphic designer.
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ShaZaReenE
Aug 18, 2006, 12:36 pmhaha… i am the first to comment…
erk… conclusion ah?! i dunno lor…
zeroimpact
Aug 18, 2006, 3:43 pmThis is a bit the funny… but don’t know how to conclude la…
Zara's mama
Aug 18, 2006, 5:41 pmIf you got a hard one looking at these men.. then potentially, you are.. ahem.. you know what.
Isobel
Aug 18, 2006, 9:11 pmermmm…
no comment.
erm. erm.
haha.
pikey
Aug 18, 2006, 12:28 amhhhmm…. steaming scene in the bathroom!! lolz.. .and u have reaction when you see those.. then i would say u r gay …. maybe not totally gay but have inclination towards gayness…
James
Aug 18, 2006, 4:17 amHere is an interesting topic: (Becoming gay)
http://forums.menshealth.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/265109121/m/579104873
*shocked* a whole guide how to prevent homo to develope in kids.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html
yen
Aug 18, 2006, 10:33 pmohkay.. this is serious…
I.Am
Aug 18, 2006, 11:26 pmthis iz realll serious… LOL! xD
or izzit bcoz of some sort of ‘curiosity’ ?
oh well, i dunno… =]
jo
Aug 18, 2006, 12:56 amwell. guys love to compare their so-called-man-hood from time to time.
even go to washroom, still have the habit to peep on others.
Man always proud of their asset! hahahaa..what to do?
size does a matter huh? ahem..someone gonna to tell loh..hahaha
La'enCier
Aug 18, 2006, 1:53 amSize does matter mate.
nyokk
Aug 18, 2006, 7:17 amhahahhaa … dont think it’s gay le ..
Rames
Aug 18, 2006, 1:30 pmLOL! No comment too!
cavin
Aug 18, 2006, 2:15 pmok…my conclusion is…UR probably gay.
I suggest u seek professional help real soon..muhahaha
zura@mama
Aug 18, 2006, 10:35 amhahaha susuuu dun care gay not gayyy mama sayang uuuuu :lol:…..do wat ever u like lerrr..as long no harm to other peoples hehe