Look! Mannequins!
Written on Nov 29, 2006 // Musing.Yet another old entry:
Adik SUSU have this habit … of capturing shots for fashion mannequins. The reasons that i show passions in doing so are such that:
1. They are very obedient and stay still as long as you want them to …
2. They won’t let out a single sound when they let you strip them and change the clothes for them.
3. They always guarantee you a 100% flawless skin and facial structure. They are just beautiful … (only that they have no organs)
4. They never ever gripe: “Fuck, Are you done yet ?!?! Cepat lar hoi ! My mouth’s numb, my legs hurts !”
5. When you’ve finished with your shot and review it, they don’t say: “ Oh my god ! I look so fat in this picture ! Delete it ! Don’t fucking publish it! ”
6. Most importantly, they’re always UP UP UP! STRONG,SEXY and BITCHY!
This month’s featured mannequins of Oxford Street, London took last year …
Right, I am thinking i have likely created a pure oppressive seduction for you ladies out there. ( Yea I know … ) Naughty Naughty me … that’s what i’m trying to do.I know you want to go shopping now and buy clothes ! You know you love it !
Dont fight it, na-ah … do not resist. Follow your heart … go … yes … that’s it ! Good … swap that card … swap it!
Swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap !!!
Now, see … i told you so. It feel so heavenly good !
P/S: My friend K was having a knotty dilemma battling her addictive shopaholism in the middle of her exam trial. She having a hard time deciding whether …
***TO GO SHOPPING BEFORE EXAM? OR TO GO AFTER EXAM ?
It seems like i’ve give her a hand in making her minds up. EUREKA !
I’am such a fucking bloody jackanapes !Look ! Girl ! I’ve made you the enzymes ! Mua-Ha-Ha-Ha … Man! I just love to infiltrate people’s mind ! I feel so fucking good !
Splashmilk is Mikel, an engineer (that doesnt quite epitomize his presentation),
a photography amateur (because he just want to shoot Angelina Jolie... naked), an insanely quirky graphic designer.
Your pure evil let loosed around Kuala Lumpur urbanscapes, Malaysia.
im happy for you xoxo
sylsyl
Nov 29, 2006, 3:26 pmshopping after exam of coz.. hohohohooo.. ^^
teddY
Nov 29, 2006, 6:05 pmOMG I am quite scared of mannequins especially after watching a small part of the movie Silent Hill (anyway I never muster enough courage to finish watching any horror movie).
Go shopping after exams. The feeling is super great.
stev
Nov 29, 2006, 7:51 pmbut… but mannequins are missing something very very important that makes a woman a woman… !
the soul
)
(what were *you* thinking
fr0stie
Nov 29, 2006, 9:58 pmTIME TO GO SHOPPING !!!
BELI JANGAN TAK BELI !!!
on the other hand, i’m stucked with so much work >_
Infectioner
Nov 29, 2006, 10:27 pmsusu have statuephilia -___-||
nyokk
Nov 29, 2006, 9:21 amhahah they are very obedient indeed
teddY
Nov 29, 2006, 10:30 amstev, your comment reminds me of something I’ve read somewhere…
“A secret makes a woman woman.”
Hmmm.
P.S. How are you doing splashmilk? Take care!
s!mple cheryl
Nov 29, 2006, 11:34 amyear end sales !!
jo
Nov 29, 2006, 2:24 pmshop till drop …gagaga….
i need some sponsorship…help help help!
Splashmilk
Nov 29, 2006, 12:02 pmWill update soon!