Teddies Are Not Only For Girls, Okay?
Nov 05, 2007 I Big Boy Toys & I.Current Mood:
Menacing
Oh hail Teddy! Lend me thy ears! Thou art lovely, and I do covet thee and would fain mistake myself worthy of caressing the integument of thy Polyvinly skin!
You guys should have seen that askance look of VJ when i told her that “i love teddies” and she bombarded me with the doctrine that teddies are only meant for the girls?!?! She was totally defeated when i showed her my Bad Taste Bears.
It’s that first disgusted look as if she had been confronted by a mutant.
Then it’s the repulsive “ewwwwww!”
And ensuing on, you would see her exulting over it, switching unhinged between a disgusted look and intense adoration!
Her: Omigod! Your teddies!
Me: Like it?
Her: Hell yea! I mean! Love at that erection!
And gently, VJ touched on the figurines with the tip of her finger, so gently and aroused, like a virgin… touched for the very first time.
Her: Awwwwwww Hahahahaha!
She clapped madly, adorning on the teddyhood of my Bad Taste Bear.
Her: Mikel! Look! Ho Ho Ho! Look at that bulge there! He even has testicles! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Me: Calm down, girl.
Her: And it is so BIG! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Gosh, if She could just stop chortling like those scary witches in Wizard of Oz for two seconds.
Me: VJ! Calm down…
Her: Omigod! So cute! So big! So horny! Oh! Uh! Urgh!
Me: VJ…
Her: Urgh!
Me: VJ!!!
Her: What?!
Me: It’s just a teddy keychain! Control yourself!
Her: Oh… (shy) paiseh.
Me: By the way, how long have you not been laid?
Her: Oi!!!
KABOOSH! And there goes another blow on my face. Sigh, only if i am the teddy.
It has been quite awhile since i last bought a new teddy ever since my study year in London. As an avid collector of Bad Taste Bear myself, this is the 14th i bought few days ago to have it joined with my other thirteen bad taste teddies collection. And presenting to you all, my 14th Bad Taste Bear Key Chain…. *drum rolls*
TADAH!!!
Yes. Colt is the name and he’s an very menacing teddy that messed with Russian roulette but unfortunately, the good old gracious gun discharges, depicting a rather less-culpable suicide and “POP!” There goes the left cochlea!
Yea, these teddies are just so bad taste but you too, can’t deny that you just love ‘em! While i think i have likely created a pure oppressive seduction for you people out there, those of you that are on the verge of deciding what to buy for your significant other, try considering a Bad Taste Bear!
Where Can I Get This?
Gizmo
Lot LG213a,
1 Utama Shopping Centre,
Bandar Utama Damansara,
47800 Petaling Jaya
Malaysia
P:+603-77252757
gLaDieZz said:
Ahahahahaha! Very True! Good one, splashmilk! Well, I ave guy friends who love bears too! Yay!
Nov 05, 2007, 10:31 amehon said:
art ppl will always be art ppl! i LOVE your pictures mannnn… super creative.
and i love how ur t-shirt goes alongwith ur teddies. haha.
Nov 05, 2007, 2:58 pmclement said:
u keep any man sized teddy ?
Nov 05, 2007, 5:31 pmclaudine said:
ive got them too. LOL gifts from mates.
Nov 05, 2007, 6:00 pmsplashmilk said:
gladiezz: Nothing wrong for guys to love teddy, aye?
ehon: Thank you very much man!
clement: Errrr… nawp! But good idea though!
claudine: Ah, great. Which one have you got?
Nov 05, 2007, 7:22 amChris said:
Damn but i love your blog skin!!
Nov 05, 2007, 6:51 pmannna said:
eee.. where’s mine?
Nov 05, 2007, 9:09 pmsplashmilk said:
Chris: Thanks dude! I think yours is cool too.
annna: Haha! You come KL first!
Nov 05, 2007, 11:15 amgLaDieZz said:
No objection!! smiLes
Nov 05, 2007, 4:52 pmleonard said:
Hahahaha…u and your bad taste bears…maybe you should dress up as one…like a costume or something…lol…too late for halloween though…hahaha..kidding dude…
if u can design ur owm bad taste bear, what will u do? a bear holding a glass of milk perhaps?…
Nov 05, 2007, 8:11 pmShe's Jess said:
Oh.My.God!
I love yr Teddy collections!
Nov 05, 2007, 12:16 ammic.tham said:
Your teddies are so cool !! =)
Nov 05, 2007, 1:04 amAlistair said:
The bear bear guy!!!
Nov 05, 2007, 3:02 pmsplashmilk said:
gladiezz: show *thumbs up*
leonard: That is actually a Gr8et idea!
She’s Jess: Thank you! Muacks! Muacks!
mic.tham: Thank you again!
Alistair: Eh, what kinda nickname of that you gave me! Haha! I’m one hella skinny bear bear guy.
Nov 05, 2007, 7:47 pmJayce said:
Cute.
Nov 05, 2007, 2:57 pmannna said:
u cmg back to kch, so…. MUAHAHHAHA
Nov 05, 2007, 1:54 pmBenghan said:
Cooollll
Nov 05, 2007, 6:57 pmclaudine said:
i’ve got a few. not only keychains but figurines and the real bear itself. a variety of them…smoking pot, humping the sheep, trying to fit its head into the condom, showing the ‘up your arse’ sign etc….you get the drift.
Nov 05, 2007, 1:30 amsplashmilk’s blog said:
[…] flooded with cashes but meanwhile, let’s get back to normality and I shall go crazy with my Bad Taste Bears Collectibles […]
Nov 05, 2007, 5:12 pmMingy said:
awww… so cutttteee!!!
Nov 05, 2007, 1:44 am