Shoot and Die… Valentine.

Feb 14, 2008 I Thoughts and Gibberish.

Current Mood:Rejected emoticon Rejected & Stressed! S.O.S! emoticon Stressed! S.O.S!

“It’s that day again,” i sighed relentlessly to my buddy. That very one day where the statistics of moaning or aural fixation or whatsoever-you-call-it are on its highest peak across the whole wide world.

… in any bedroom;
… in any loo;
… in any Mercedes or four wheels with durable and resilience-wise suspension system;
… on any motioning Zanussi;
… underneath any dining table;
… inside any closets;
… or even in the fridge (like how?! I don’t know… you tell me!)

Not that i slantingly disapproving the idea of money-munching Valentine’s Day but the poison of it tends to side with marketing strategy especially the florists and Hallmarks that smirks behind the money counter. While i was strolling in Hallmark two days ago… I eyed on something rather interesting…

Sales Ad at a Store: ‘You are my one and only’ valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.

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I hissed, turned around and told my pal next to me.

“Kay, I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon!”

I’m making my Valentine’s Day an isolation-day, doing utterly nothing productive, like counting cars on highway 30-feets from my condo’s veranda or watching the HOT Tera Patrick stimulating with Seth Dickens.

Happy shagging Valentine’s Day and please… do the nasty with the rubber(s) on even though i know… most of the gentlemen out there are allergic to latex. *heart felt* :shock:

Without you, days are like Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday… so there i love you… everyday.

WOW! 9 responses so far , say something?

  1. clement said:

    really? who is allergic to latex? ha ha. happy single awareness day

    Feb 14, 2008, 7:33 pm
  2. annna said:

    Happy Valentine’s Day to you too..

    Geez.. it’s frightday edi.. Can’t wait for Shatterday =..=||

    Feb 14, 2008, 12:12 am
  3. splashmilk said:

    clement: Most guys are… Happy to you too.

    annna: Eleh. Took my line! Haha! JK! Happy Vday to you too girl!

    Feb 14, 2008, 1:35 pm
  4. ah^kam said:

    If you allergic to latex, sex can be very irritating…
    Use Durex Avanti Ultima for an out of this world experience or you can use any other brand of polyurethane condom…
    These condoms are more expensive than the latex types but the peace of mind is totally worth it!

    YOU NEED PROTECTION, FOOL!
    you dont want no itching crotch!
    you dont want no crying baby neither!

    Feb 14, 2008, 11:39 pm
  5. splashmilk said:

    Ah^kam: Ah… Durex Avanti Ultima, the non-latex condom! Btw, i’ve always been playing safe. So no worries.*wink*

    Feb 14, 2008, 12:19 pm
  6. Joo said:

    “Without you, days are like Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday… so there i love you… everyday.”

    wow….touching ooo….
    if you say it to the one u love, sure she will be touched ^^

    Feb 14, 2008, 9:54 am
  7. ahlost said:

    “Without you, days are like Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday… so there i love you… everyday. ”

    Wow… So touching lar that one…

    Your girl is so lucky :P

    Feb 14, 2008, 10:00 am
  8. Chris said:

    Hey mr Susu, you’re the man!! thanks for the great advise, i seriously had fun ;) hahaahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!

    Feb 14, 2008, 6:41 pm
  9. splashmilk said:

    Joo & ah lost: Thanks.

    Chris: Yea. So i’ve heard… Spread the loves yo!

    Feb 14, 2008, 8:30 pm

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