Current Mood: Relaxed

Nope, before you go eulogizing me with all the Hoo-Hah, not most of the splashmilk’s design are betrothed as a cherished paramour for everyone’s liking. It was just a few months back then when the Junk magazine was first launched BIG (and when i say BIG, it is BIG!) in town as the best local music activist. I was one of those that went embarking a few quids on the spreads and went completely soaked.

This 63 layers of Photoshop piece was yet another mischievous fling i did out of leisures few months back and had it sent to Junkonline.net for their month site banner. Yet, I bet it was not Uncle Bob’s kind of mojo, No sign of feedbacks were echoed back to me even until today, thus considered it out of the shortlisting.

After months of dusting with collective digital cobwebs somewhere in the cornered figments of my laptop’s memory. I think it’s time to let it loose, face the world and find itself a rightful owner.

If you are interested with this piece of artwork for your blog banner, I would be very much happy to customize any wordings you want to replace that “J-U-N-K” in the middle. Of course, a small donation would be much appreciated, It’s not that i am ogling for cash yet we should give the artwork a distinctive value by all means for the times and brain powers devoted.

How much worth do you think it is for the banner? A Paddington Pancake’s meal? A roadside pack of Nasi Lemak? Or a free treat to Sultan Brunei’s golden toilet bowl? It’s your bid.

Alright guys, Peace’up.

Okay so as much as you can see. I’ve vowed to return to the * blogasphere * from an almost 3 months long of procrastination, why oh me oh my! Doesn’t time seem to woosh by like you running to the loo with a stomach ache after the yesterday’s curry?

While i reckoned i was so much over the weblog errand already, yet i bet i was wrong as i can’t seem to shake off blogging just as easy as i thought it would be. It’s everywhere i go with friends questioning “why aren’t you updating your blog?”, The lust for it is just there…

… like fart in the bathtub.

And here i am, self-acclaimed defeated by my passion towards sharing out my lunacy.

The new splashmilk.com layout was reversed-engineered from the fabulous “Salmon” themes by Justin Shattuck, which for its key elements derived from the mainly blue spectrum, it’s not a rocket science thing to work out why the themes is named as such. I had few bugs fixed, few remodification and refinement made to the original (which is what Proton’s really good at and we all know that.) and i’ve awkwardly named it “Shashimi”

So what’s new in the new splashmilk.com

• To Alan Bernard from F’kin Mayhem: Uncle, now you can stop bulleting out those gruelling complaints on me not having a “home” buttons. You can now either click on the upper top “Home” tab or that little logo with a young decent lad holding a milk cup there. Yes, that’s it. Now go play with it, you “home” button molester.

• Thanks to Alex King’s twitter plugin, I’ve increased the number of twitter posts displayed now on top of the sidebar so that you demanding readers can read the newest updates from me even when i’m not updating the main post. Oh Sweet Mother Mary Poppins, twitters is so addictive.
• I will be tagging each posts now onwards into a more standardized categories like food, events and all.
• And under the tag, you’ll be noticing the “Share This” plugins developed by once again, none other than Alex King himself. Feel free to share it out to varioius Social webs or even email it to your friends if you find any of my particular post that gives you the hives.

• For the music lovers, i’ve shared out the CD albums on the sidebar under “Music” on the recent ear candies that i’m listening to. These list shall be updated regularly. So check it out!
• A contact form is here if you feel like knowing me, share me some crazy ideas, collaborate with me on some graphic project or even just want a narrative device so that you can whine about why your girlfriend ran away with the gardener. Go on… I’m all here for you.
• Finally, i’m implementing a “browser sniff” plugins to the comment area so that from now onwards to show that tiny little browser icon depending on which internet browser you are using to view my site. It’s nothing special, it’s there just to humiliate the IE user because seriously, IE sucks big time.

Generously, i’m sharing out the list of plugins that i’m implementing in splashmilk.com for your reference as i feel that every bloggers should take their blog seriously to make “reading blog a better and experience”.

Download the plugins from list below:

Well, I guess that’s about the every snippet of them all. Enjoy downloading them and if you by any chance, are stuck anywhere till the sky falls on your head, feel free to drop me a mail here.

Meanwhile, like i’ve said,

“Life’s a diarrhea, you sit on toilet whole day. Then PUK PIAK! There comes the damn flood!”

Let’s make blogging another new experience. This is Mikel, signing off. And i shall be seeing you all again, perhaps… tomorrow?

Proudly presenting my newest creation, a little banner for Kim’s Xanga blog running collaterally with her Starceleb roadshow. And at the end of the day, total of 60 layers were encountered in this banner!

WOOT! I hope you love it, Kim. Oh hail goddess!!!