Current Mood: Menacing

Oh hail Teddy! Lend me thy ears! Thou art lovely, and I do covet thee and would fain mistake myself worthy of caressing the integument of thy Polyvinly skin!

You guys should have seen that askance look of VJ when i told her that “i love teddies” and she bombarded me with the doctrine that teddies are only meant for the girls?!?! She was totally defeated when i showed her my Bad Taste Bears.

It’s that first disgusted look as if she had been confronted by a mutant.

Then it’s the repulsive “ewwwwww!”

And ensuing on, you would see her exulting over it, switching unhinged between a disgusted look and intense adoration!

Her: Omigod! Your teddies!
Me: Like it?
Her: Hell yea! I mean! Love at that erection!

And gently, VJ touched on the figurines with the tip of her finger, so gently and aroused, like a virgin… touched for the very first time.

Her: Awwwwwww Hahahahaha!

She clapped madly, adorning on the teddyhood of my Bad Taste Bear.

Her: Mikel! Look! Ho Ho Ho! Look at that bulge there! He even has testicles! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Me: Calm down, girl.
Her: And it is so BIG! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Gosh, if She could just stop chortling like those scary witches in Wizard of Oz for two seconds.

Me: VJ! Calm down…
Her: Omigod! So cute! So big! So horny! Oh! Uh! Urgh!
Me: VJ…
Her: Urgh!
Me: VJ!!!
Her: What?!
Me: It’s just a teddy keychain! Control yourself!
Her: Oh… (shy) paiseh.
Me: By the way, how long have you not been laid?
Her: Oi!!!

KABOOSH! And there goes another blow on my face. Sigh, only if i am the teddy.

It has been quite awhile since i last bought a new teddy ever since my study year in London. As an avid collector of Bad Taste Bear myself, this is the 14th i bought few days ago to have it joined with my other thirteen bad taste teddies collection. And presenting to you all, my 14th Bad Taste Bear Key Chain…. *drum rolls*

TADAH!!!

Yes. Colt is the name and he’s an very menacing teddy that messed with Russian roulette but unfortunately, the good old gracious gun discharges, depicting a rather less-culpable suicide and “POP!” There goes the left cochlea!

Yea, these teddies are just so bad taste but you too, can’t deny that you just love ‘em! While i think i have likely created a pure oppressive seduction for you people out there, those of you that are on the verge of deciding what to buy for your significant other, try considering a Bad Taste Bear!

Current Mood: Tearful & Domestic

Some guys could pay hundred bucks aloof for a Gundam model kits and engross with assembling them.
Some guys are porn aficionados that collect mass amount of their favourite porns films (*ahem*) under their bed.
Some guys love locking themself in their room alone, playing with shirtless Barbie dolls (!!!)

All sorts of kinky leisure pursuit, you name it, the world has it. While in the poverty of splashmilk’s self fetish, i’m quite obsessed with teddies. And I’m utterly proud of myself regardless on how others might be snickering about its kookiness. Because these are not normal teddies, these are my…

BAD TASTE BEARS!

While i have been collecting the keychain figurines for awhile now since i was living in London. The incredible Bad Taste Bears are hard to be found around Malaysia, till i bumped into Gizmo KL in One Utama Mall, it was an all brand new salvation!

Next on, i was bored on a clear Sunday morning that i finally decided to pay a mere visit to Gizmo KL just to purchase a new Bad Taste Bear. I spread the joyous news to a close friend undoubtedly, she thought I’m crazy.

Me: OMG! I’m going to One Utama to buy my Bad Taste Bear!
Her: All the way from Cheras to Damansara?! Just for a teddy?!
Me: Yea!
Her: You’re mad.
Me: You have not even seen the Bad Taste Bears yet!

Contentedly, i showed her my Bad Taste Bears collections. She scrutinized them mouth-opened for a minute and looked back in awe, I glowed with winning satisfactions.

Me: Cute right?
Her: You’re still mad…

Cis!!!

These are my twelve bad taste bears apostles collected during my London day and yes, i just love ‘em heaps!

And not forgetting the newest one that i bought last Sunday (finally) from Gizmo KL! Dominatrix is kinky!

I’ll let you whip me if i misbehave!!! MIAOW!!!

Still think i’m mad? Well hell yeah, i’m madly in love with my toys. Do you?

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I am utterly bored of XP interface, yet on the same time i am not really that convinced by the *new* Microsoft Window Vista. Hence, I guess i will just stay cool and stick to my lovely Longhorn.

Yea, I f*cking love my desktop! What about you?