HOE KEE Chicken Rice Ball, FISH VILLAGE Seafood, BABA Cendol, NYONYA CURRY… Eat till you vomit then go back and eat again lor can? Melaka food you!

Frankly speaking, I myself wasn’t quite satisfied with these batch of food pics just because that i personally can only get such minimal gist of inspirations from the snapshots. But hey, i hope you get at least a subtle food fallacy from them! Back to the food, i would hereby (once again) thanks JASONMUMBLES, for his generous hostility hospitality upon tour guiding me around MELAKA city centre. Pairing with a guy triple my size (PST! You don’t call him Jasonmumbles for nothing… Shhh!), going on starvation would not be your biggest solicitude. Let alone the big guy over there, would not bear starving himself anyway, so I’d just wait and expecting the kind of culinary surprises that he would stuffed me with.

It’s in everyone’s mouth, that the must-try food when coming to Melaka would be the infamous CHICKEN RICE BALL. And hell yea, the sun was tanning everyone mercilessly, yet it never kills the spirits of these hungry crowds waiting hours in front of HOE KEE CHICKEN RICE for that “balls of satisfaction”.

TADAH!

Two persons + Chicken Ball Rice + Vegetable + Chicken + Drinks + 5% Goverment Tax = RM 19.30!!!
Ya… I know. Don’t mention it.

FISH VILLAGE was the straight forward destination ensued for our evening session where seafood were freshly captured by fishermen along the river. All you need to do, just pick those dead fishes, crabs or prawns what-so-ever and get on with it telling staff there how you want it to be cooked.

“OTAK OTAK, second-graded topped over the awful Jusco’s low-graded OTAK OTAK BUNGKUS”, quoted by Jasonmumbles, claiming that we’re yet to taste the BEST OTAK OTAK in Muar in the near future. Meanwhile, you’ll just have to cheer up with these from FISH VILLAGE.

As for desserts (excuse me?), you could jog yourself down the streetway just few stones away from HOE KEE CHICKEN RICE on the same row. More horrible queue could be spotted with no doubt that they are craving for JONKER DESSERTS STALL.

The most famous recipes that indulge you?

The NYONYA CURRY that blinds your eyes with such rich delicious colors.

And of course, one of my favourite along this culinary expedition, BABA CENDOL! I didn’t opt for the BABA DURIAN CENDOL, just because if you would have known me long enough, you know i don’t eat DURIAN… Because i think they smell weirdly unappetizing.

So now. Hungry yet? It’s just an hour half journey away… Go on. Just tell your boss you’re taking an emergency leave.

CHUP! (Before we continue with the orgasmic Melaka’s food orgy)

Should i? Should i not? Should i? Or Should i like… not?

Photo by naughty PAT from Hornian Enthalpy…

PAT and i were sauntering along One Utama Mall and WAH LAH! I found the surf pant that’s just my right kind of flavours!

YEEE HAW!

I cheered in triumph… but in the end, i didn’t buy it because… it’s not a pay day. Bleh!

W00t!

I’m gonna give a full-on credit as a token of honor to a very ardent online buddy of mine, the none-other-than the guy who drinks and eats double on almost every meal, JASONMUMBLES. Delving that this homie been a nocturnal that sleeps 5 a.m in the morning and wakes up 6 p.m in the evening? My spontaneous visit to Melaka has completely messed up his daily snoring session!

How hard was it to actually wake up “a JASONMUMBLES”? Well… All it took was walloping him a few yank of kicks on his butt, pump the musics up loud on the speakers and you’re ready to see that giant made a 270 degrees side turn, with glistering of secreted saliva drooling from the corner of his quarterly opened mouth. Then kicking steps above repeated and you should be ready to say “RISE AND SHINE” to Jasonmumbles less than 5 minutes later.

But hey, this dude is totally cool, he made an excellent tour guide during my two days trip in Melaka. You peeps out there should look for him next time when you’re down for the visit. He completely owns Melaka and fond of all the good Melakan eateries like the back of his hand.

And my first intimate moment with a reptilia? The yellow python was not as icing cold as what others might have described it. I actually love the textural feel on the skin and mischievous swivels, curls and crawls of this baby over my shoulder. Trust me… just chimp in the 5 bucks, be static and post.

CHAK CHAK CHAK! (hardcore crazy photographic snaps)

And there you go…. Not that scary, is it? Just trust the uncle and let him handle the rest lah. It’s safe… like… totally.

“Oh when thy lips pressed against mine?”

The Dutch just *hearts* RED.

And finally i havent been doing this for a long time, but thanks to JASONMUMBLES’s kick-ass Canon EOS 40D. I think we made it on the first shot!

Coming up next… We shall indulge ourself with salivating culinaries! OH HAIL!