Be it Hollywood’s Jackie Onassis, 70’s Aviators, James Dean’s Wayfarers or 60’s Janis Joplin’s Teashades.

C’mon! You dig shades? Yea? No? Well I know i dig ‘em with glory, i dig the way sunglasses and fashion co-exist each other. A bit like french fries and sundae. Its one of my most veritable gear to hide away my over-puffy eye bags and super-soporific eyes.

Its even greater when those chickas couldn’t tell if i was looking at their boobs or not behind those dark shades.

Speaking of which, I got myself a pair of shades from Sunway Pyramid. What do you think? I love it.

And the best thing of it all is… It only cost me 6 bucks for this piece of cool shit!!! Needless to say, you don’t have to throw in chunks of cash for superbrand just to be metro and looking all good. A six buck sunglasses smashes you exactly the same beefcake-worthy slabs of whipped cream fabulousness. If that makes any darn sense, aight!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You used to love ‘em, i used to love ‘em, mostly everyone of us in our childhood has been gnawing and gnawing and more gnawing on those sugary, milky, superchewy WHITE RABBIT CANDY (大白兔糖) with corn starch syrup, cane sugar, butter milk and Oh! How could we forget that irresistibly edible thin film of rice paper!

But then again,

Just this morning, the radio has officially announced that this legendary candies has been charged with accusations by food authorities that it contains poisonous chemical such as Formalin. Thence, its been remorselessly banned from the country.

Banned?! I almost lost control of my car crashing it along the side rail…

Okay, i lied. It’s just a sheer shock for me.

That’s it… there goes another piece of our childhood… Why does every single thing nowsaday is lethal?! Earth… it’s not even safe a tad bit anymore…

Oh Bloody Mother Mary Poppins, I demand for an aphrodisiac!!!

I’m pouting… I’m utterly sad… I want my 白兔糖… hu… hu… hu…

I know that incredulous cum questioning look on you peep’s face, while we’re in enumerative mode, that’s about 201 counts of posts that i just bite on my fingernails and left-clicked on that “Delete all posts in category” in my WORDPRESS MASS POST MANAGER plugin.

*Click!*

While it fired back at me a rather expletive question… “Are you sure you wanna do this?!”

That gave me a short thud of hesitation.

*Click!* disregardingly.

All gone in less than a second, I gave out a gust of relief. I could be so inscrutable and spontaneously random sometimes, but i felt that I’ve been hanging on my old stuff for too long, eventually reaching the verge of sustainable emotions where i need to bleach them out, scrub them off and go for something better, fresh and different.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot. Ain’t it?

While you’re asking, i’m in a very resurrectedly happy mood at the moment. I’m starting to spring spears the voyage of something that i’ve been wanting to try and do for a long time: my photography, my graphic design, my sugary life, my significant other (perhaps).

While doing it amidst, i shall take a short break from this blogasphere for awhile. To feed your appetite on my status quo, i shall be updating frequently under these two social networks:

PLURK: splashmilk
TWITTER: splashmilk

O’ridey then… if you would excuse me, i’ve got a hot date with Miss-strip-me-to-see-my-kinky-purple-lingerie-bad-taste-bear over here.